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reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•do you need any more reasons
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It’s a filthy goddamn horror show.
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more unrealistic standards of beauty
#’he got his law degree at bird school #which is for birds’
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"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you
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I love the Ali G Show.
how to refuse a girl properly
All that is missing is a Z snap of fabulous ownage.
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